If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
Life is too short for traffic.
Work to ride and ride to work.
Burn rubber, not your soul.
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
When you're riding lead, don't spit.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.
Keep the shinny side up, and the rubber side down!
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.